DIARRHEA OF THE MIND

THE BOOK OF MELON

the seven commandments of melon

1. Thou shall laugh at those differant and of lesser intelligents

2. Thou shall watch the porn of a midget she-male

(this excludes the anna nicole smith show)

3. Thou shall never wear stone washed jeans..ever

4. Thou shall listen to "the sounds of the 80's" from sunrise to sunset

5. Thou shall not shock a shocker for shocks sake

6. Thou shall not huff the dong (you now who you are)

7. Thou shall rock out like Ronnie Dobbs